If g00gle hosts money, what'll it be called?
ANS: Gmat (Malays would kinda understand)
If g00gle hosts health products, what'll it be called?
ANS: Ginseng
If g00gle hosts porn, what'll it be called?
ANS: Gspot
If g00gle hosts male prostitutes, what'll it be called?
ANS: Ggolo
It's corny, but I don't care.